- Beer – I don’t need to explain. If you’re a beer drinker, you’d understand.
- Cholesterol – Food is soooo boring without this.
- High-calorie Foods – See bad thing no. 2
- Cursing – It lightens my mood and I think profanities are unique terms of endearment.
- Ringing random doorbells then running like mad– It’s a thrilling (the ringing) way of burning calories (the running).
- Gossiping – It strengthens the bonds of friendship.
- The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in Bridget Jones 1 and 2 – funniest, dorkiest fight scene ever!
- Giggling during the most solemn and very quiet moments (read: solemn, NOT tragic) – I really have no explanation for this malady. But I’m not that bad, I disguise my giggles as a coughing fit.
- Laziness – there’s something so luxurious and satisfying about giving in to this state of being.
- Getting Drunk – this is my Nirvana and I was able to reach this state thousands of times without having to sit cross-legged whilst acting like a statue for hours.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
10 Bad Things that Make Me Go Weeeeee!
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Laughing in serious moments.....
I once almost got charged with contempt of court a few years ago when I was on jury service.
One of the witnesses was so 'out of it' I started to snigger and just couldn't stop.
The more the judge frowned at me, the the more my shoulders would shudder as I tried to keep everything under control.
What made it worse, was that no-one else in the court could see what I was laughing at. I thought I'd explode from the stomach out, but I've survived to tell the tale.
Pete.
For Pete: It's good you were able to keep it together. I can't imagine going to prison for laughing during serious moments, but I haven't been in a situation as serious as jury duty, either.
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