10 Bad Things that Make Me Go Weeeeee!

1. Beer – I don’t need to explain. If you’re a beer drinker, you’d understand.
2. Cholesterol – Food is soooo boring without this.
3. High-calorie Foods – See bad thing no. 2
4. Cursing – It lightens my mood and I think profanities are unique terms of endearment.
5. Ringing random doorbells then running like mad– It’s a thrilling (the ringing) way of burning calories (the running).
6. Gossiping – It strengthens the bonds of friendship.
7. The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in Bridget Jones 1 and 2 – funniest, dorkiest fight scene ever!
8. Giggling during the most solemn and very quiet moments (read: solemn, NOT tragic) – I really have no explanation for this malady. But I’m not that bad, I disguise my giggles as a coughing fit.
9. Laziness – there’s something so luxurious and satisfying about giving in to this state of being.
10. Getting Drunk – this is my Nirvana and I was able to reach this state thousands of times without having to sit cross-legged whilst acting like a statue for hours.

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