6 Gifts That Will Make Your Friend Happy

1. Tiger Balm Ointment
2. Antibacterial Hand Gel from Bath & Body Works named after your friend's zodiac sign and displaying her top qualities in fine print. 
3. Spicy beef jerky from Singapore
4. Japanese face powder called Suki that comes in an elegant case and makes your friend's face very less oily unless:
1. she is in the throes of dance inferno
2. standing under direct sunlight
3. goes too near the flaming firewood to blow away the ashes and stoke the fire
4. have hot sex 
5. A bar (or should i say, triangle) of Toblerone
6. A bride of satan veil with a black spider accent for halloween and to add to her silly hat collection, of course

Well, they made ME happy. In fact they made me extremely ecstatic. So there.

P.S.
Thank you to my successful, businesswoman life partner for the first five and to my thoughtful, lesbian life partner for the sixth item.